The Real Evil in the House

UPDATED

Just when you think you know what to expect... Along comes Big Brother to straighten you out. Not 15 minutes after I thought I had it all figured out...

3:20pm BBT
HoH ROOM
Kail and Jen

Kail is still pushing really hard for Dick's removal. At the moment, she's upstairs with Jen, discussing it.

Kail: We've got to be able to get 3 or 4 more together.
Kail: Everybody's thinking Joe right now, so you've got to work fast.
Jen: We've got to work fast.
Jen: I can get to Mike.
Kail: And we have to let Nick know too.
Jen: But he can't tell Daniele.
Jen: I think we can do it. I'm totally confident.
Kail: Oh, I hope we can do it.
Jen: I know we can.

Kail moves from the HoH room immediately into the Storage Room with Joe.

Joe: Jessica will vote for me either way.
Kail: You need Eric.
Joe: Nick will vote for me.
Kail: He will?
Joe: Oh yeah.
Kail: Well if you've got Nick, what about Zach and Mike? And Eric?

Kail: I'll go talk to Jen about it.
Joe: It's in your vested interest to get Evil out.
Kail: Why do you think I'm here?

Joe: I know I can get 3.
Kail: So right now, you can tell people I'm on the fence, but if you have 4, I'm in.
Joe: Thank you! I wanna stay so bad.

Kail: If you're talking to people and they're saying the same thing I'm saying, that you need to give them 4, you can tell them that i'm on the fence... and I'll talk to Jen.
Kail: You need help on who?
Joe: Eric.
Kail: I'll talk to him.
Joe: Also, Mike, cuz he's a straight guy, and I'm not. I just feel an insecurity there. I'm gonna go after people who aren't really strong. If you wanna win this game, you wanna win it with the best people.
Kail: Ok, so I'm gonna talk to Eric and Mike for you. I wanna reconnect with you though.. Guarantee me you got 4.

Ruh Roh.

Game on.

Honestly, this game is never off.

Joe has now pulled Eric in the HoH, and he's feeding him such an incredible line of Bull, vis-a-vis who has relationships with whom, and whose votes he has, my head is spinning. To hear Joe tell it, the only votes he definitely doesn't have are Dustin and Amber.

Eric's doing a reasonably good job of not cracking up in Joe's face.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch.. or in the Backyard in this case, Kail has begun to push her agenda with Zach and Nick.

Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t!

Fortunately, she's not having an easy sell with the boys, but she's keeping on, and she has more people to try and convince when she's done with them.

Joe's still selling bs upstairs to Eric about how he's been watching him and waiting to approach him about being in this massive (non-existent) alliance that he's putting together...

Kail's moved on to Mike now...

Turn on the feeds!!!!