BB8 Jack Shack Chat

The hamsters were up very late last night, and we were right there with em. Lucky little buggers are mostly still asleep now, except for Daniele (doing her makeup) and Carol (lying on the couch), but we're stronger than that! ;) We've got work to do, people to inform... You get the drift.

When men are up late, and there are no women around, the subject matter turns to serious, important issues: the needs of men - like what to use as a jack shack this year.

Our MaineMan (our first ever DishDude!) was kind enough to write up this summary of the Masturbation Summit:

At about 4:15 AM BB time, Eric, Dick and Mike convened to outside to talk about possible locations for jerking off, because the need was going to be occurring soon. Eric was the most vocal in the discussion, saying that most of the girls had come in to the house having had boyfriends previously, so they would have needs, too, but the guys were all single.

Dick volunteered that he had taken care of things twice in the hotel before being brought over to start the show in anticipation. Mike was pretty quiet.

Eric pointed out the difficulties of doing it in bed: the comforters make too much rustling noise. Further they thought of the one bathroom used by the people, and they laughed about using the diary room.

Eric, realizing that they were out of tissues and paper towels decided they could always do it the old school way -- with a sock! They discussed a circle jerk, being called into the supply room for a battery change and being handed a bottle of lotion, etc.

Eric then came up with the best idea, use the tea cup! They could cover the top with a comforter. No cameras! Plus maybe they could get a couple girls to be out on the mushrooms, but just not look at them. This went on for about 20 or 30 minutes as they kept coming back to it.

Eric said that he was going to have to take care of it soon.

Ahh the needs of men. Important issues.