Big Brother 8 Overnight ReportJust the good stuff.

UPDATED
It's 6:45am in the BB house, and most of the HGs are sleeping, but something is afoot. It looks like the HGs are being called one by one to the Diary room. One comes out, wakes another to go in, then goes back to sleep...
Very curious.
At 7:32 am BBT
BB: Good Morning, Houseguests. It's time to get up for the day.
Someone says, "sh*t," and rolls over. No one else moves.
Again at 7:35am BBT
BB: Good Morning, Houseguests. It's time to get up for the day.
Then we get the blue vortex, so BB means business this time... probably playing wakeup music.

7:50amBBT BB: Good Morning, Houseguests. The Veto Competition will begin in 90 minutes!

Last night was full of secrets and revelations. For starters, around 11:30pm BBT, Nick came out to Dani about the Mrs. Robinson alliance! In case anyone was doubting his loyalty to her, you can stop that right now.

Friday, July 13th 11:29pm BBT
Nick: I was approached the first day, and I agreed to join, because if I didn't I was immediately a target.
Nick: I trust you, and I want you here so bad, and I like you so much.
Nick: My plan is to get Zach and Kail up.
Dani: You can't nominate them!

Nick explains to Dani how Kail, Mike and Zach are using Jen.

Nick: I trust you so much.

Nick: I wanted to bring you in with Mrs. Robinson, but I was approached by Mike, Kail and Zach, and they told me they can't trust me!
Nick: They shouldn't.
Nick: They tried to tell me you're playing me. I played along with it. I don't trust them at all. I need to keep you around this week, and till the end.
Nick: I'm here to throw a monkey wrench into everyone's sh*t.

Nick: I want Kail or Zach or Mike up next week, so we can squash their alliance, because they have strength in numbers.
Nick: Dani, You can't tell anyone about this.
Dani promises she wont.
They pinkie-swear and each kisses their *own* hand.

Nick: I kinda trust Mike, but I heard Kail doesn't trust me, so I'm over her. I don't want to associate with her at all, and I don't trust Zach as far as I can throw him.
Dani: You can find out who they will vote for.
Nick: I think the plan is to evict you.

Nick: It sucks, because I don't want Dick to go either. Ideally I'd like Joe to go.
Nick: I don't trust the Mrs. Robinson crew at all.
~*~

Mike's been doing a lot of eavesdropping around the house tonight, and he's been noticed by more than one HG.

2:25am BBT
Backyard
Amber & Dick
Dick: Are you the only one up, or is the spy?

***Dick is referring to Mike as the spy.

Amber: Oh, no he's not.
Dick: Everybody's caught him spying around today.
Amber: I know...

Dick talks about Eric for a moment then returns to Mike.

Dick: Don't trust Mike
Amber: Hello, I'm not that stupid.

In a touchingly "poetic" hero daddy moment, we hear...

Dick: I want Nick to swear on his mother's titties that he'll save Dani.
Dick: Jen, the Queen of C--ts. If I have to crawl up Jen's ass and out of her mouth to win that Veto, then let me in.

~*~

3:15-3:30am BBT
INDOOR LOCKDOWN
All the other HGs are sleeping. Dick is alone and talking to the internet...

***Thanks, Dick.
We love these late night one-on-ones. ;)

Dick: It could go either way, but like in real life, there are probably a lot of people who like me, and probably a lot of people who think I'm a (insert your favorite expletive here), but I don't really care.
Dick: Vincent and all his friends and my friends are probably goin' nuts right now. They're probably saying, "I knew it! That motherf'er can't keep his mouth shut." Same thing that gets me in trouble in life gets me in trouble in here. What can you do? What?Can?You?Do?
Dick: Ay yai yai... 9 gallons in that teacup... GD, what the f? Shoot me in the head! Motherf'er what is that sh*t?

Dick: I wonder what people think about Daniele with her boyfriend, Nick? Have they kissed? I don't think so. Constant flirting. Better turn my mic up.

re: Jen

Dick: It would be just fine, if only I didn't have to hear her blah blah blah. I have to keep myself from strangling her with both hands... though it really might be nice. Maybe if I put oil in her bathtub she'll slip and fall. Could be fun. For me.

Dick: This lockdown blows! This house is not conducive to smoking.

Dick: I should be doing laundry, smoking a cigarette. I would jerk off, but I am not in the mood, and I don't know what toothbrush is Jen's. I like to think about that, but I wouldn't do it. Not even with that c-nt.
Dick: 9 gallons. How convenient. Makes it interesting.

Then he goes to sleep.