The Creatures Are Stirring - Almost
10:00am BBT Jen and Dick are both up. They crossed paths in the bathroom while brushing their teeth. Dick's had a shower and is now outside talking to the internet (and himself). He's still in a bit of pain from one of the comps.
Dick: There are so many weirdos in this f'ing house. God, America, I am so torn up. Torn Up! Such a weirdo man, that chick ((Jen) is out of her GD mind... How do these people who never watched the f'ing show know more about the show than anybody else? How is that possible?
10:45am BBT
BB: Houseguests! It's time to get up for the day.
Dick: That always works.
AUDIO: Living on a Prayer - Bon Jovi
Cut Feeds. Still Blue at 11:10am BBT. Odd.
11:20am BBTFeeds are back. Lights are on, but most of the houseguests have opted to hit BB's imaginary snooze button.
Zach and Jen are at the Kitchen Counter chatting about nothing important. Dick's still outside smokin' and spittin'.. he heads in to join Zach and Jen.
posted by CarolynBBDish @ 11:04 AM
8 Comments:
Living On A Prayer eh? LOL..I know I keep saying this but I think its funny, so here goes...I'm praying to "Jameka's God" that Dick stays and Dustin goes home.
So America get it right with Eric's vote and vote for Dustin to go..
House guests...don't F*CK this up. LOL
Why have the feeds been cut??? I don't get it. Does it have anything to do with the twist that is supposedly happening this week?
PierceyFace smoking and spitting? I must have the wrong channel!
PierceyFace?
Good one.
Perhaps you've missed your boy twirling those hoops on his nipples like some kind of non-self-aware freakshow? Or the tragus piercing (stud in his ear canal opening)? Or the fact that he used to have a barbell jammed through tongue?
The difference here is that all the tats and piercings look appropriate on Dick. I mean, he's a "low-life, white-trash bartender" after all. They just appear to be goofy, and like a bad "drunken mistake" on the haughty midget with the bird chest. I mean, he's a talent management asst, after all (which probably translates into "unemployed, living with his parents").
Sorry.
That Guy,
Ha! That was good! Seriously.
I have no argument with the contention that Eric's piercings are absurd. They are supremely silly. Particularly on him.
Ah, if only Dick knew! I'll answer his question...
"Dick: There are so many weirdos in this f'ing house. God, America, I am so torn up. Torn Up! Such a weirdo man, that chick ((Jen) is out of her GD mind... How do these people who never watched the f'ing show know more about the show than anybody else? How is that possible?"
Chill-town coaching her for 2 months in advance...:P
Cliff..
Glad I could give you a laugh since you're having a crappy day (per the Doc Rocket entry).
Oh, and I (along with you) want Jen to stay as long as possible. At least long enough to make an ill-advised bet, where she loses, and has to streak the BY.
Rawr.
TG,
ROTFLMAO!
I'd pay heaps to see that!
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