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I just got a message from the divine Evel Girl with rather an inspired recommendation:
If all they are doing is nothing they (CBS people) need to bust out the hard liquor and nerf guns tonight. :)
What are your ideas? Perhaps we can inspire the overworked souls in production.
37 Comments:
Hand puppets....
Nerf guns? Zach would be seriously injured or dead by the end of the night...
;)
when thier sleeping carry thier mattresses outside in the dark ; there will be a big maze out there, and then wake them up with loud music and laugh while you watch them try to find thier way back to bed.
Need some updates... someone fly a banner ontop of the BBH house so that thay can see and it will spark some action in the BBH. Something similar to the Eric and Amber banner. That got them talking. LMAO
The house is so dead!
gotta run a couple errands.. back to publish comments shortly. :)
Fill the backyard area with bubbles.Have the four of them to search for coupons that will give them a luxery.
Like free dinner of your choice,movie night with all the fixings,free telephone call,body massage,a date with pass BB house guests.Just to name a few can't think of any more.
I would love to watch this one happen.
nerf guns sound fun, lazor guns would be fun for them . . . or some board games, like twister and mix in the Liquor with that . . .
Maybe a paintball (although that's more dangerous then nerf guns) or laser tag type game in the backyard...donatos vs jam & zach? I think that'd be fun to watch...
~Lisa
How about they do lockdown in the HOH room and then start the house on fire. I'd watch that.
Let's hope something crazy happens!
Options:
Dick's shoulder gives out!
Daniele has emergency appendectomy!
Zach slips and break a leg coming down HoH!
Oh! Jameka was right - Dick placed the blue ball in her tube. Dick is DQ and Jameka is in F3.
I say break out the SUICIDAL TENDENCIES jams and the liquor...sit back and enjoy what happens next! :)
The house has become boring since everybody is gone.
Pour mustard on everyone's belongings and let them figure out who did.
Better yet bring Mad Hatter back and let him randomly yell out quotes!
Read some Monday a.m quaterbacking on other BB blogs to kill time.
Interesting scenario:after winning HoH Zach puts Jamka and one D up (D&D get to choose). Zach cuts a deal with Jameka to backdoor the other D in case Z or J wins veto. Hence, the Ds are caught "sleeping" on the job for once.
Too bad the plan would have failed anyways as Daniele won PoV.
In the end, Zach did too little, too late.
He should have pulled Eric or Jameka the previous round and forced Dick to put Daniele for eviction.
He lost the game earlier.
The upcoming comps are irrelevant.
Dick is right: it is a foregone conclusion - the Donatos will share $550,000 and probably win a car along the way.
Fair or not, who cares!
Good entertainment thus far.
Now only the TV shows are worth watching.
We'll not see much on the feeds.
Boring!
I'd like to see the first four evicted houseguests reunited with the last four houseguests for just one more 24 hour period. I wonder how that would go over!
How about lawn darts ... and fireworks ... hot potato with molotov cocktails ... a little "my first atomic lab" ... replace the frisbee with japanese throwing stars ... and, my favorite, "Bag O' Glass"
Put penguins in the house!
Okay Carolyn...
It's killing me, what is the big suprise for us? When will it happen??
Thanks!!
Show them the Britney performance and then give them stripper costumes. Whoever does the funniest Britney impersonation wins a car. Something tells me Joe would've been the best Britney...
Wasn't Dani just saying something about wanting/needing a margarita last night? Give 'em some booze and mixer, sit back, and enjoy the show. ;)
As much as I think EvelGirl's great idea would liven up and entertain the HGs and us, Dani doesn't drink... and that Pot-O-Gold is going to require their ultimate stamina, physically, emotionally and mentally.
I'm thinkin' a full-on game of Pictionary - easel and all. D&D v. E&J with luxury items for each 3 out of 5 wins. Let's say 5 substantial luxury items. 25 rounds.
IMHO this would give them the fun they've been begging for, the last chance for HG's rewards (Dani's call for "America's Choice") and us the entertainment we need to fill our feeds/BBAD/CBS' clips.
...and a lot of chatter amongst themselves to keep the contentiousness down.
Just a thought.
sts
water balloons love to see hits on zach ! paint ball guns might be fun !
I love all these ideas! Anything to liven things up!
maybe they can do one of those Heaven's Gate deals... Nike supplies the black sneakers, and i'll bring the pudding
sorry carolyn-i had to make an appearance this morning in court... and am a BIG FAN of social darwinism today
The only problem with bringing back the first 4 evicted houseguests is....there'd be only 6 to interact with. Nick and Dani would be "undercover."
Plus who were the first 4 evicted...Carol, Joe, Nick and Mike right? Joe would be the only one worth watching. Carol would try and hid from the cameras, Mike would be easedropping with his cup just outside the door, Nick would be closed in the little bedroom with Dani whispering sweet nothings into Dani's ear! It would still be boring as hell!
Revival Meeting!
I think they should go to the small room and answer questions from the audience. Possibly given on your space. Yes, they should drink a little and all be in one room together. No more one in jacuzzi, one in bed, one in shower, etc. Thank God Dick talks to himself and/or his son, or it would be the worse show.
There I was ...at the ripe old age of 55. It was sunday nite, 2:45 AM. As I struggled to hold my eyelids open, I thought I heard a voice say "Hi. I'm Julie Chen, and you're watching paint dry".
I think Jameka is STILL working on that plate.
I agree that with the big endurance comp tomorrow, tonight shouldn't be too physically taxing for our intrepid HGs.
How about "prank night"?
* Put that paint to better use. Paint an insane clown face on a sleeping HG...or wake one wearing an insane clown face.
* sprinkle a liberal amount of baby powder in the hair dryer.
*harvest and relocate those ants;-)
*Make confusing BB announcements; "Jameka, please start singing", " Zach,please don't come to the diary room".
( actually,I love the Pictionary for prizes idea. Good one,sts)
-Winky
How about more arts and crafts, I found that to be so scintillating. Seriously, give these people booze and music and let them party like rock stars. Maybe another luxury comp of hide and seek. Something to spice things up. Please, I'm going into a coma watching the live feeds and actually looking forward to the tv shows now. Anything so I don't have to listen to Dani whine, Dick spit/fart/belch or Zach's mundane ponderings. ;)
Winky -- Think you had the greatest idea about the confusing BB messages "Zach, Please do not come to the diary room". They could also use "Dick, Start that" and "Danielle, Please take off your microphone". Oops, that last one would be better for Dick too so we wouldn't have to listen to his continual chatter.
As I was reading through the posts, yours was the one that made me start giggling. It would be great!
BRING CRISS ANGEL INTO THE HOUSE. THE PLACE COULD USE SOME MAGIC.
Hell YEAH!! They need some hard booze.At least it will liven up the place!!!
Thanks Winky! Now how do we get some of these fun ideas to AG/CBS before tonight?
I think we're all hungry for some fun!
sts
nerf guns, lazer guns board games, liquor and a house fire are a deadly mixture, but it would be more exciting then waiting around
:] Toni
evel guy - we don't disrespect eachother here. go away.
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