BB8 Kail - I Want to Go Home

There is hope! Amber is going off on Kail. Really going off on her about cleaning. Amber, Dick and Jameka have been doing the majority of the cleaning, and Amber's been trying to be nice about it, but she's losing it.

It started off as a conversation between Dick and Amber, moved to Amber and Dustin, and then Amber ripped Kail a new one. Lord I hope her anger lasts another 4.5 hours.
We begin the conversation with Amber and Dustin...

12:50pm BBT
Dustin: Are you pissed at me?
Amber: No! I'm pissed at Kail for what she said this morning. Are you kidding me?!
Dustin: Like she said, "Well when I'm on slop, I don't do anything." That's a handicapped pass, know what I mean?
Amber: She had the nerve to say to me, "I do my fair share of dishes." Are you kidding me?! Dick's up every single night doin' dishes and towels and he doesn't say he does his fair share. That's what pissed me off this morning. Otherwise, I think I'd be fine.

***The Cleaning Alliance? ;)

We move on to Kail/Amber

Amber: How dare you? How dare you?! You were like the mom in the house the 1st week... doing this and that and now ya havent done sh-- in 4 weeks...I didnt know there was an assigned 20 dishes a day! Eric and I wash 100 dishes a day!
Kail: I'm speechless. I don't know what to say.

***How about, "I'd like a voluntary exit."
Just a thought.

Amber: It's filthy! I don't like to live in filth every week, and I don't need you to apologize! I don't need you to say sh-- to me. So selfish!!
Dustin: We're gonna call a meeting to talk about this.
Here's the video:

captured by AuntJulie

1:12pm BBT
And now to Kail and Jen, privately... They're on the same wavelength as me... Here's hopin'!

Jen: I don't really clean. I organize.
Kail: I know. Dick says you don't do anything but color code the plates.

Kail's afraid everyone gonna flip now.

Kail: Between you and I, I don't care if I go.
Jen: I do.
Kail: Seriously. Who wants to be here? It's crazy. Even if we can put ED up, he has the votes to stay. I could go home like that (she snaps her fingers) and not care. I get to see my family.
Jen: But then you let him win. If you don't care, you don't care. Thats what's important to me. I just wanna win, cuz I don't want him to!

Jen leaves the room and has another run-in with Dick.

Note to Production - Can someone please call Dick to the DR and let him have a cigarette on the production side of the exit door? Lives hang in the balance. ;)

A few minutes later.

1:18pm BBT
Kail: I wanna go home.
Jen: Why?
Kail: I'm goin' home in 2 weeks anyhow, I might as well go now. All I have to do is tell Amber to vote me out, she'll do it in a heartbeat. She's so mad. I don't care. I don't want to be here anymore.

And here's the video, captured by TRD2006:


Oh please!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make it so! Talk about a fantasy scenario... Here's the one in my head:

Julie Chen: Nominees, please stand up and tell your fellow house guests why they should keep you in the Big Brother house.
Kail: There's no need, Julie. I'm done. I'm leaving. I don't want to be here anymore.
Julie: Well that's quite a surprise, Kail. Are you sure about this?
Kail: I'm positive.
Julie: (chortles) Ok, Kail. Please gather up your things. You have 1 minute to say goodbye to your fellow house guests.

***Yeah, Yeah.. I know... It's my fantasy. Leave me be! :-P
***Betcha a dollar it's CBS' too! A dollar and a few ratings points.